Stop the World

Troy: “Mama, I want to stop the world from turning.”

My Wife: “Why?”

Troy: “Because I don’t want to go to bed. If I stop the world, then I can stay up.”

Me: “Even if you stop the world, you’ll still have to go to bed, because it’s already night outside. You just won’t ever wake up because the sun will never rise.”

Troy: “Oh.”