Upset

Me: “What’s your dragon’s name?”

Troy: “He doesn’t have a name.”

Me: “Well, you have to give him a name, so he knows he’s loved.”

Troy: “If you give him a name, he’ll be upset.”

Me: “Okay, we’ll call him ‘upset.’”

Troy: “Nooo!”

Me: “But you just said he’ll be ‘upset.’”

Troy: “Exactly! If you give him a name, then he’ll be upset.”

Me: “That’s why I’m calling him ‘upset.’”

Troy: “Dada, you are not making the correct choice.”