The Giant Poop

Troy: “Hey dada, come check this thing out!”

Me: “What is it?”

Troy: “It’s a giant poop!”

Me: “Oh, I’m good. I don’t need to see that.”

Troy: “You have to see it. It’s huge.”

Me: “Oh my gosh, Troy! How did that even come out of you?! It's like a Freebird's burrito! Your intestines aren’t even that big.”

Troy: “I don’t know.”