The Hungry Marshmallow

Me: “Look how big those clouds are, Troy!”

Troy: “Yeah, that one looks like a giant marshmallow. Oh no, it’s going to land on us! Quick, dada! Drive faster! Oh wait…let it catch us, dada.”

Me: “Let it catch us?!”

Troy: “Yeah. I’m going to eat it.”

Me: “You’re going to lick it out of the sky?”

Troy: “Yes!”

Me: “Wait. This morning you were telling me that you have a really long neck. Now, you’re telling me that you’re going to lick the clouds from the sky. I knew it! You’re the giraffe at the zoo!”

Troy: “Noooo!”