Fear is Your Prey!

Troy: “Dada, where are we going today?”

Me: “Swim class and then ninja class.”

Troy: “I don’t like swim class.”

Me: “Why?”

Troy: “Because I’m scared. I don’t like swimming without my floaties.”

Me: “You don’t need to be scared of that. You can never reach truly great power until you cast off the shackles. The floaties are holding you back. Besides, you can’t let fear win. Are you a predator or prey?!”

Troy: “I’m a predator!”

Me: “That’s right! And fear is your prey! You must take him down and be victorious! Fear will not win! You eat fear for breakfast! You poop fear into the toilet! And what do we do with the poop when it’s in the toilet?!”

Troy: “We flush it.”

Me: “That’s right, we flush it! We flush fear down the toilet! We will make fear our poopy! Now, let’s do this! Hoorah!”

Troy [giggling]: “You’re weird, dada.”