Hey, Siri!

Troy: “Hey, Siri! Call Sweet Pea!”

…nothing happens

Me: “She only listens to me. She knows my voice. You have to sound more like me.”
Troy [in a slightly deeper voice]: “Hey, Siri! Call Sweet Pea!”

…nothing happens

Me: “Good thought, but still not deep enough.”
Troy [in a deeper voice, but still very much a high-pitched little boy voice]: “Hey, Siri! Call Sweet Pea!”

…nothing happens

Me: “Better, but not quite deep enough.”
Troy [so low it’s almost a gurgling croak]: “Hey, Siri! Call Sweet Pea!”

…nothing happens

Me [in a normal voice]: “Hey, Siri! Call Sweet Pea!”
Siri: “Calling Sweet Pea…mobile.”
Me: “Siri knows who her true master is.”
Troy: “I think she’s broken.”