I loved You First

Troy: “Dada!”
Me: “Yes, Troy?”
Troy: “I love you!”
Me: “I love you more.”
Troy: “I love you most.”
Me: “I loved you first.”
Troy: [sighing]
Me: [laughing]
Troy: “Mama!”
My Wife: “Yes, Troy?”
Troy: “I love you!”
My Wife: “I love you too, baby.”
Troy: “I love you more!”
My Wife: “I love you most.”
Troy: [looking at me smugly] “I love you more than dada!”
Me: [scowling]