Poopie Head

Me: “Troy, when you finally get a cell phone, I’m going to put your number in as ‘Poopie Head.’”
Troy: “What?!”
Me: “Yeah, then I can say things like, ‘Hey Siri, call Poopie Head’ or ‘Send a text to Poopie Head’ or ask her to ‘Read the texts from Poopie Head.’”
Siri: “You have new messages from Poopie Head, would you like me to read them?”
Me: “I can even have your contact picture be a photo of you with poop on your head!”
Troy: “No, dada. There will be no Poopie Head!”