Imagine Zombies

Troy: “Why did those zombies eat that guy’s body?”
Me: “Who said they ate his body?”
Troy: “Well, he’s just a head.”
Me: “They’re holding his head, but that doesn’t mean his body isn’t still running around out there somewhere. It’s probably looking for his head. It’s like that monster in that pirate movie we saw.”
Troy: “No, it can’t be.”
Me: “Why not?”
Troy: “He can’t have a body with no head!”
Me: “But he can have a head with no body?”
Troy: “Sure, why not? You saw it didn’t you.”
Me: “That makes no sense.”
Troy: “Why did they take his head off? Why didn’t they just bite him and turn him into a zombie?”
Me: “They DID turn him into a zombie. How else would he be only a head, but still be alive?!”
Troy: “I don’t know. But if they turned him into a zombie, then why did they take his head off?”
Me: “I have no idea. Maybe they were wrestling like we do, and his head popped off.”
Troy: “And they didn’t want to leave it there, so they’re carrying it around?”
Me: “Exactly!”
Troy: "Then, why did they eat his body?”
Me: “I’m still not agreeing that they DID eat his body, but if we assume for a moment that that premise is true, then all I can say is that maybe they ate it because they were hungry.”
Troy: “Yeah. That makes sense.”