Gone Fishin’

This morning, Troy was trying to teach my wife how to play the fishing game that he and I had found.

Troy: “Push this button here to throw out the line.”
My Wife: “Okay. Hey, the hook is glowing!”
Troy: “Yeah, it’s night. You’ve got to make sure you keep the bar in the middle.”
My Wife: “What happens if it gets off to the side.”
Troy: “The fish will swim away, because he’s scared.”
My Wife: “I see. Oooh, look at that!”
Troy: “It’s a Footballfish.”
My Wife [amazed]: “How do you know that?!”
Troy: “Because he’s big and round. Look, mama, he’s hunormous!”
My Wife [laughing]: “Yes, he is.”