Like Father, Like Son

Me: “What is this black thing?”
My Wife: “Sorry, you can move it.”
Me: “I wasn’t concerned with moving it. I wanted to know what it is.”
My Wife: “Why does it matter? Just move it.”
Me [taking the mysterious object out of the shower and putting it on the sink]: “Because I’m a curious person. I ask questions to learn things. This is how I improve myself. So, what is it?”
My Wife: “It’s an extender.”
Me: “Are you intentionally being evasive? Why can’t you just tell me what it’s for?”
My Wife: “Because I don’t see why you need to know.”
Me: “Fine. Whatever.”

A few minutes later, Troy walks into the bathroom. He sees the black object on the sink.

Troy: “What’s this black thing, mama?”
Me [cracking up laughing]: “Yeah, Troy! That’s my boy!”