Weird People

Troy: “Can we go to the mall today?”
Me: “No.”
Troy: “Awww, why not?!”
Me: “Because it’s raining.”

…one minute later…

Troy: “Is it still raining?”
Me: “No. And, no, we can’t go to the mall.”
Troy: “Dada! Why not?!”
Me: “Because it’s raining.”
Troy: “No, it’s not!”
Me: “Then, why does that person have their windshield wipers on?”
Troy: “I don’t know. Because they’re weird.”
Me [cracking up laughing]: “Ha, ha, ha…my boy!”