Siri in Love

Troy: “Since mama’s Siri is a boy and dada’s Siri is a girl, I think you’re both in love with your Siris.”
Me: “Well, maybe our Siris are in love with each other.”
Troy: “No, I think you’re in love with your own Siris.”
My Wife: “You’re too funny.”
Troy: “I’ve been thinking that the whole time. I’ve just been waiting to tell you.”
My Wife: “Really?”
Troy: “Yeah.”