Smelly Armpits

My Wife: “I’m getting you some crackers for a snack.”

Troy: “But I’m smelling something different.”

Me: “Maybe it’s your armpits. Do you have smelly armpits?”

Troy: “Yes, I do, but that’s not what I’m smelling. I’m smelling toasted bread.”

Me [laughing]: “Your armpits smell like toasted bread?!”

Troy: “No! I’m smelling toasted bread from over there! My armpits smell like boy!”