Wedding Day: Kinder Edition

My Wife: “So, apparently Troy got married today.”
Me: “What?! How did this happen?!”
My Wife: “I dunno, I guess he was tired of playing the field.”

…Troy comes walking into the room.

Me: “You got married, Troy?!”
Troy: “Yeah, to Reagan.”
Me: “Okay, well congratulations. Why did you choose her?”
Troy: “Because she’s sweet, and she’s nice to me, and she agreed to marry me.”
Me: “All important qualities in a wife. So, which one is Reagan? Show me in this picture from Superhero Day.”
Troy: “She’s the one dressed up as a villain.”
Me: “Oh, now I understand.”