Me: “Ding, dong!”
Troy: “Who’s there?”
Me: “It’s Santa Clause. Some guy told me to come here to drop off some presents. I have them in the trunk of my sleigh.”
Troy: “Oh, okay. I can take the presents, and I have some presents for you too.”
Me: “Whoa, whoa, whoa. I was told this was only a delivery. Nobody said anything about a pickup. If I’m picking up, then there’s a separate delivery charge.”

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