Crab Tools

Troy: “Dada, did you know that there is a crab that has one spear hand and one hammer hand?”
Me: “The crab has two different hands?!”
Troy: “Yeah, I learned that on Octolords.”
Me: “Weird.”
Troy: “And did you know that some people used to rip the crabs arms off to use them as tools?”
Me: “What?! That’s so mean! Why would someone do that?! What’s the crab supposed to do with no arms?”
Troy: “Well, they could always give them robot arms.”
Me: “What’s the point of that when the crab already had a perfectly reasonable set of arms before someone decided to rip them off?! Why couldn’t they just use the robot arms as tools and leave the crab alone?”
Troy: “The robot arms aren’t as sturdy, so they’d break.”
Me: “Then, what good do they do the crab?”
Troy: “Not much. Personally, I’d give him light saber claws like Darth Maul.”
Me: “Now, that would be cool! Then, he could just laser his food or karate chop it like this.”
Troy: “Exactly!”