Not a Thimble!

Me: “Did you go potty?”
Troy: “What day is it?”
Me: “That’s not a good sign. Let’s go to the bathroom.”
Troy: “I don’t need to go. I went before my shower.”
Me: “That was yesterday! You have to go every day! Ideally, several times a day.”
Troy: “Well, maybe I could go. But just a little bit. A little bit. Okay, dada?”
Me: “I’ll take three drops, if that’s what you can give me. I just want you to go.”

…the sounds of someone releasing a deluge from a fire hose in the bathroom…

Me: “You okay in there?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “If that’s a little bit, I can’t imagine what it’s like when you really have to go. How big is your bladder?!”