The Hallmark Moment

Me [taking my shirt off]: “It’s a Hallmark moment.”
My Wife: “Why is that?”
Me: “You know how guys in Hallmark movies always randomly take their shirts off for no reason.”
Troy [looking at me incredulously]: “It’s more like a Walmart moment.”
Me [pooching my gut out and hunching, speaking with a redneck accent]: “I resemble that remark! Although I really don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m seeeexxxxxyyyy!”
Troy [giggling]: “Look at his belly, mama!”
My Wife: “Uh yeah, definitely not Hallmark.”