Will the Real Santa Please Stand Up?

Troy: “That’s not the real Santa Claus.”
Me: “How do you know?”
Troy: “Because he’s Black. The real Santa is white.”

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The Little Black Girl Behind Us: “Mama! We finally found the real Santa Claus!”
Her Mother: “Oh yeah?”
Little Girl: “Yeah, all those white Santas are imposters. Everyone knows Santa is Black.”

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Me: “I guess it’s all perspective.”