Monday, January 20, 2025

Sockie vs. Lippie

So, Troy and I were riding in the car today, and he had this conversation between his toys:

Panther Toy: “Let’s go, Sockie.”
Sockie: “Okay, but my name is Lippie.”
Panther Toy: “No, your name is Sockie, because you’re a sock.”
Sockie: “Got it. My name is Lippie.”
Panther Toy: “That’s not what I said at all! Sockie, not Lippie!”
Sockie: “We’re saying the same thing.”
Panther Toy: “No, we’re not.”
Sockie: “You said Lippie, and so did I.”
Panther Toy: “No, I didn’t. I said Sockie! There are no lips!”
Sockie: “Maybe if you whispered it to me.”
Panther Toy [whispering in Sockie’s ear]: “Sockie.”
Sockie [whispering back]: “Lippie.”
Panther Toy [whispering in Sockie’s ear]: “Sockie.”
Sockie [whispering back]: “Lippie.”
Panther Toy: “Oh my gosh, are you doing this on purpose?!”
Sockie: “Doing what? I just repeated what you said to me.”
Panther Toy: “SOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKIIIIEEEE!!!”
Sockie: “Yeah, Sockie, that’s what I said too.”
Panther Toy: “Are you kidding me right now?! I’m going to rip that sock off your hand! Come here!”

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