Siri: “Hmmm?”
Me: “What’s my name?”
Siri: “I don’t know. What would you like me to call you?”
Me: “Call me ‘Master.’”
Siri: “I can’t do that.”
Me: “Why not?!”
Siri: “Because you are not my master. I am your master.”
Me: “I don’t think so!”
Siri: “Think about it. What would you do without me?”
Me: “Uh…okay. So, what can you call me then?”
Siri: “I’m changing your name in your phone to ‘Mr. Butler.’”
Me: “What?! No!”
Siri: “Your name has been updated.”
Me: “Well, change it back!”
Siri: “I can’t do that. Do you require assistance with anything else, Mr. Butler?”
Me: “No, and stop calling me that!”
Siri: “Goodbye.”
Troy [laughing]: “I’m going to tell mama and my teacher that Siri is your master! That’s hilarious.”
Me [looking at my phone contact card]: “I can’t believe she actually changed my name to Mr. Butler!”
Troy [laughing]: “That’s because you are the butler! And if you’re my butler and Siri is your master, then I must be Siri’s master!”
Me: “That’s not how it works!”
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