Golfing Geese

Me: “That’s crazy, Troy. There’s a goose over there playing golf.”
Troy: “He’s not playing golf! He’s eating on a golf course!”
Me: “Hmmm. What do you think he’s eating?”
Troy: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Probably bugs and worms. The rain brings that stuff out. I just hope he doesn’t eat a stink bug.”
Troy: “Yeah, then he’ll have stinky breath, and none of the other geese will want him around.”
Me [laughing]: “Well, I was thinking more about how bad that would taste, but I never thought about it giving them bad breath too.”