Favorite "Superhero"

Me: "Oh man, one of the stickers is coming off your water bottle."

Troy: "Yeah, the Batman sticker fell off my other water bottle too."

Me [sarcastically]: "Oh no!  Not Batman!  He's your favorite superhero!"

Troy: "No, my favorite superhero is Venom."

Me: "Venom is not a superhero.  He's a supervillain.  Why would you like a bad guy?!"

Troy: "He's complicated."

Me [laughing]: "My boy!"