The Great Hog

Me [passing wind as we walked around searching for Pokémon]: “Oops! That was really loud.”
Troy: “It sounded like a pig was following us. It was like a sort of grunt or snort.”
Me: “Yeah, I guess it did. Oops! Sorry.”
Troy: “Oh my gosh, dada! You just scared a bird and made him fly off!”
Me [laughing uncontrollably]: “I think he was already planning to fly off.”
Troy: “No, he thought the Great Hog was after him!”
Me [breathless]: “Stop! You’re hilarious!”