Mama is a Socket

Troy: “Why don’t girls have a wee wee?”
Me: “They do.”
Troy: “Well, why don’t they have a wee wee that sticks out?”
Me: “That’s a fair question. Come over here, and I’ll explain it to you. Do you see this plug?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Do you see how it sticks out like our wee wee?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Now, if I try to connect it to this plug, which also sticks out, it won’t work, right?”
Troy: “Right. You have to plug it into the wall.”
Me: “Exactly. But notice that the wall socket doesn’t stick out, it’s more like a hole, right?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “So, that’s more like a girl. The two can’t be the same or they won’t connect. They have to be opposites, so the plug can go into the socket.”
Troy: “So…what you’re saying is that mama is a socket?”
Me [laughing]: “Yes…mama is a socket.”

On a side note: I’m just glad that he didn’t ask me why the plug and the socket need to connect, because I was not ready to have that conversation yet!