Saturday, July 21, 2018

Purple People-Eater

My wife finally decided that she's had enough of being stuck in the stomach, so last night we switched to her thigh.  Today, she has an enormous, dark-purple bruise on her leg.  It looks like a birthmark or something, and she claims it almost hurts worse than her stomach.

I guess the upside, if you can find one, is that she no longer has the waistline of her pants pushing on her bruises.  I don't suppose she'll be able to walk around in a bathing suit for a while though!

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