Pablo Francisco did a comedy skit one time about what it was like to date a Latina girl. He said it was great because they always have your back. If you’re going to get into a fight, then they’ll jump in it with you. At one point he was impersonating a Latina girlfriend, and she was going off on someone for picking a fight with him, and she stops and turns to Pablo, and says, “Here, Pablo, hold my baby!”
I feel like Pablo. Not dating a Latina girl, but standing there holding someone else’s baby. Why does everyone that has a baby feel the need to make me hold it just because we’re expecting? I don’t want to hold everyone else’s baby. I want to hold my own. It’s not the same, and I don’t need practice. I’m going to get plenty of practice holding my own son.
Do they think I’m going to change my mind after holding their baby? It’s a little too late for that! So other than dumping their kid off on me for a little bit, what purpose does it serve?!
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