Me: What is that thing on the left that looks like a walnut.
Ben the Sonographer (chuckling): Those are his testicles. So yes, I guess calling them walnuts is accurate.
Me (bright red): Okay, I guess we're definitely having a boy then.
Wife: I can't believe you just called them walnuts!
This is the first time in nine months that I have ever spoken in the sonogram room, and this is what I end up talking about! I was completely embarrassed, and yet I was still tempted to ask for a printout...is that wrong?
My friend said that he's going to call my son "Walnuts," and my brother said he's going to buy some of those bull testicles that you hang on your truck's hitch and hang them on my son's crib. I feel this story will come up at those random family holidays for the rest of my life!
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