Heff-a-Hoes

Me: “Where do aliens come from?”

Troy: “They fly in space.”

Me: “And what do they fly in?”

Troy: “Heff-a-hoes!”

Me: “Heff-a-hoes? What’s that? Is that when you don’t have a whole hoe, then you might have a hef-a-hoe?”

My Wife: [cracking up laughing]

Troy: “Nooo! It’s the alien spaceship. The yef-a-hoe.”

Me: “Is that like a UFO?”

Troy: “Same thing.”

Me: “Okay, got it.”