Me:
[seeing the oak trees near our house adorned with green Christmas lights] “Hey,
Troy. I see the giant broccoli over there.”
Troy:
“Yeah, but it’s not real broccoli.”
Me:
“Sure it is. I just need some ranch sauce to eat it with…well, a lot of ranch
sauce, because those are very big broccoli plants.”
Troy:
“No, you can’t eat them!”
Me:
“I’m going to.”
Troy:
“You’re just messing with me, aren’t you?”
Me:
[laughing] “Yes, I’m just messing with you. I’ll probably eat them with
cheese.”
Troy: “Nooo!”
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