Thursday, January 5, 2023

Wolf Ban

Troy: “I see the moon, dada.”

Me: “Is it full?”

Troy: “Almost. We need one more day.”

Me: “Really? I thought it was going to be full today.”

Troy: “Not yet. You need one more day.”

Me: “But I want to be a wolf tonight.”

Troy: “Well, you can’t.”

Me: “I’m going to do it. I’m going to howl.”

Troy: “No, dada.”

Me: “Just one little howl.”

Troy: “No, dada. You can’t be a wolf tonight.”

Me: [whining like Troy does] “But I want to be a wolf! I want to howl.”

Troy: “Sorry, you aren’t allowed.”

Me: [howling]

Troy: “Stop it, dada! You have to wait one more day!”

Me: [whimpering]

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