Happy Duck Day

Me: “Troy, I just see one duck on the pond today. It looks like all the other ducks left him alone.”

Troy: “That’s because they’re all off getting him some fish.”

Me: “Oh, is he the king?”

Troy: “No, he’s a baby.”

Me: “I see. Maybe it’s his birthday, and the fish are his gifts.”

Troy: “Yeah, probably.”

Me: “I wonder if ducks sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to each other.”

Troy: “Of course they do.”

Me: “And how would that go? Quack…quack, quack, quack…quack, quack. Quack…quack, quack, quack…quack, quack. Quack…quack, QUACK, quack…quack…quaaaaccckk. Quack…quack, quack, quack…quack, quack.”

Troy [snickering]: “Quack…that’s funny.”