Muffin Bums

Me: “What do you want for breakfast today, bud?”

Troy: “A chocolate muffin.”

Me: “Well, we only have muffin bums left.”

Troy [giggling]: “What’s a muffin bum?”

Me: “It’s the bottoms of the muffins. You ate the tops last week, so the only things left are the bums. I guess I could put two bottoms together and make you a muffin bum tower.”

Troy [laughing]: “No, dada!”

Me: “Okay, so you just want two separate bums then?”

Troy: “Yes, I’m going to eat chocolate bummies for breakfast!”