Fire Sale

Troy: “Dada, are we going to see the police car on fire today?”

Me: “Wait, what? Why would the police car be on fire?”

Troy: “They need to come out for the car that was on fire that you showed me yesterday.”

Me: “That eighteen wheeler truck?”

Troy: “Yeah.”

Me: “First of all, that was weeks ago. That wasn’t yesterday. Second of all, I hope we don’t see any trucks on fire today. I don’t want anything bad to happen to anyone. I hope everyone drives safely, and they get home safely and get to spend time with their families.”

Troy: “I hope that too.”

Me: “Good. That’s sweet of you.”