The Writing's on the Wall

CC received a call from Declan’s daycare last week. Apparently, Declan was pooping, and he somehow got poop on his finger. Not knowing what to do with it, he decided to wipe it on the wall. Then, not wanting to get poop on his clothes, he decided to take them off…all of them. He then proudly strut through the classroom butt naked, as if it was the most normal and natural thing in the world.

The teacher was very upset, and CC was trying to rationalize with her, but she wasn’t having any of it. He told me that it wasn’t like Declan had done anything with malicious intent. I said that I agreed, and the fact that he wrote the teacher’s name on the wall in poop was purely coincidental.