Becoming a Man

Me: “Well, bud, I think you’ve finally outgrown these pants. They’re too short now.”

Troy: “Yeah, that’s because I’m growing up and becoming a man. I’m really strong. Strong like bull!”

Me: “Yes, you are. Yes, you are. And I’m so proud of you. Pretty soon you’re going to be bigger and stronger than dada.”

Troy: “Yeah, let’s fight!”

Me: “Hey, I can still take you! I’m not done just yet, little man!”