Garden Veggie Moons

Troy: “Dada, the moon looks like a banana.”
Me: “Yeah, I guess it kind of does.”
Troy: “Why is there a banana in the sky?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe there’s a giant monkey up there who’s going to eat it.”
Troy: “No, there’s not!”
Me: “I think there is. A monkey constellation, and he’s going to eat the moon.”
Troy: “He can’t eat the moon! We need it up there to keep the stars company.”
Me: “Okay, so, you’re saying he’ll have to eat the stars too. Got it!”
Troy: “Nooo!”
Me: “What do you think the moon tastes like?”
Troy: “We’re not going to eat it!”
Me: “But if we did. What do you think it tastes like? I bet it’s yummy.”
Troy: “I think it tastes like mud and dirt.”
Me: “No, I bet it tastes like cheese! Maybe a nice white cheddar or a garden veggie to give it some spice.”
Troy: “It doesn’t taste like cheese!”
Me: “How do you know? Have you ever tasted the moon?”
Troy: “No.”
Me: “Then, it could taste like cheese. You don’t know. Oh great! Now, I want some cheese.”