He Who Smelt It...

Troy: “Ewww, dada!”
Me: “What?”
Troy: “You tooted, and it stinks!”
Me: “I did not! That’s a lie!”
My Wife: “Did you toot?”
Me: “No, I’m innocent!”
My Wife: “I’m rolling the window down anyway.”
Me: “It wasn’t me!”
Troy [laughing]: “Dada’s stinky!”
Me: “You know, Troy, there’s an old phrase. ‘He who smelt it, dealt it.’ Or in other words, since you smelled it first, it was you!”
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Me: “Oh my gosh, Troy, that’s disgusting!”
Troy: “I didn’t do anything.”
Me: “That’s horrible. It smells rotten.”
Troy: “Well, you know what they say, ‘if someone smells a toot, it was you.’”
Me: “That is not how that phrase goes!”
Troy [giggling]: “Tee, hee.”