Regional Elf

Troy: “What are you doing, dada?”
Me: “Wrapping presents.”
Troy: “Shouldn’t Santa be doing that?”
Me: “He will.”
Troy: “So, why are you doing that? Do you not believe that Santa is coming to our house?”
Me: “Of course he’s coming! Why? Did you hear something?”
Troy: “Then, you shouldn’t be wrapping presents.”
Me: “Did you ever stop to think that Santa has workshops all over the world and that our house is one of them? I work for Santa. I’m the elf for this region. It’s my job to get presents ready for people around here.”
Troy: “Oh, that makes sense. Carry on wrapping presents then.”
Me: “Thank you.”