The Warrior

Me: “Troy, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
Troy: “A warrior!”
Me: “Okay, what kind of warrior?”
Troy: “One that helps people.”
Me: “Okay, what kind of warrior though? A soldier? A policeman? A ninja? An international assassin? A spy?”
Troy: “I don’t care. I just want to fight bad guys.”
Me: “I see. Well, you have a warrior’s heart. Now, we just need to work on those muscles!”
Troy: “What?! I’m so strong!”
Me [laughing]: “I know you are.”