Eat Him!

The last month, we’ve been traversing the Jurassic Park and Jurassic World movies with Troy. Since he hasn’t shown any sort of fear around the short clips we’ve watched in our music videos, we figured he could handle it. We have already watched the first two Jurassic Park movies and the first Jurassic World movie, and tonight, we decided to watch the second Jurassic World movie. At the very beginning of the movie, this happened…

Troy: “Is that a bad guy?”
Me: “Yes.”
My Wife: “Did you see that?!”
Troy: “What was that?”
My Wife: “Something is coming.”

…trees are parting in the background as a storm rages around…the bad guy is looking the other way as his fellow bad guys scream indistinctly from the distance…a dinosaur nose pushes through the trees…

Troy: “T-Rex! Eat him, T-Rex! He’s a bad guy! Eat him! Don’t throw down a ladder for that guy! Get him, T-Rex before he gets away!”
Me: “Troy, I’m afraid you’re going to be sadly disappointed. T-Rex will not eat that guy.”
Troy: “Yes, she will! Look, she’s got the ladder! Get them all T-Rex, they’re all bad guys! Those guys in the helicopter are bad guys too, right?”
My Wife: “Yes.”
Troy: “Eat them all, T-Rex!”

…the bottom half of the ladder rips off in T-Rex’s teeth, and the helicopter slowly ascends…the bad guy on the ladder starts to celebrate…

Troy: “Awww, come on!”

…suddenly, a huge mouth appears out of the water and closes around the bad guy on the ladder…

Troy: “Mosasaurus! Mosasaurus ate him! I love you, Mosasaurus!”