That's What She Said...

Me: “What is this?”
Troy: “It’s a list of the people coming to my party.”
Me: “Did you write their names, or did they sign it themselves?”
Troy: “They signed it themselves.”
Me: “Who is this?”
Troy: “That’s Misha.”
Me: “No, these letters after Misha’s name?”
Troy: “That’s part of Misha’s name too.”
Me: “No it’s not. She doesn’t have a ‘t’ in her name.”
Troy: “Well, SHE thinks she has a ‘t’ in her name.”
Me [laughing]: “Well, now THAT may be true.”