Smack Down in the Squaragon

Troy and I had a “Smack Down in the Squaragon” today. We got on his bouncy castle and decided to wrestle. I was doing pretty well until Troy threw me out of the door. When we got done, I think I won, but I sure don’t feel like it. I hurt my neck, sprained my wrist, and I can’t feel my left knee. I also have various vinyl burns all over my body. Maybe it’s more of a moral victory?