Whimsyshire

Me: “You want to see something cool?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “I have this magic staff that raises the Ghost of the Cow King.”
Troy: “Oh cool, can I kill him?”
Me: “No, you can only talk to him.”
Troy: “Okay, what do I do now?”
Me: “Do you see that rainbow in the canyon?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Click that.”
Troy: “Oh cool! What is this?!”
Me: “Whimsyshire.”
Troy: “It looks like a cartoon!”
Me [laughing]: “It is.”
Troy: “But I’m not a cartoon.”
Me: “No, you’re not.”
Troy: “I’m live action!”
Me [laughing]: “I love that! Live action!”