Closed Door Toots

Troy: “Dada, guess what?”
Me: “What?”
Troy [grinning]: “I just tooted when I was in the bathroom.”
Me: “Why’d you do that?! You were in there with the door closed, so the only one suffering was you.”
Troy: “It was bad too.”
Me: “Were you feeling light-headed?”
Troy: “No. Luckily, I didn’t pass out, fall to the floor, and start peeing into the air!”
Me [cracking up laughing imagining that]: “Yeah, it’s never a good thing to be discovered passed out in the bathroom covered in your own pee!”