Me: “Wait, did Bricklebrack die?”
Troy: “That’s not his name. His name is Nettlebrand, and no, he’s not dead.”
Me: “Yeah, I figured that out when he came bursting out of the side of the mountain. Okay, now is he dead?”
Troy: “No.”
Me: “So, he’s not dead yet?”
Troy: “No.”
Me: “But he just fell down the mountain!”
Troy: “Trust me, he’s still alive. You have to keep watching.”
Me: “Why are that guy’s eyes glowing like that?”
Troy: “Because the witch put a spell on him to know where the dragons should go.”
Me: “What witch?”
Troy [sighing and giving me a look like he just can’t be bothered]: “It’s a long story. If you wanted to know, then you should have been watching the whole movie.”

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