Car Accident

Declan: “Why are we slowing down, mommy?”
Jaye: “Because these cars had an accident.”
Declan: “Oh, he didn’t make it to the potty?”
Jaye [laughing]: “No, baby. It’s a different kind of accident.”
Declan: “Then, why is there a puddle under that car?”
Jaye: “I got nothing.”