What Would Mama Want?

Me: “Okay, we’re here to look for something for your mother for Mother’s Day.”
Troy: “How about a Transformer?”
Me: “Mama doesn’t play with Transformers, you do. Remember, you need to think about what mama likes, not what you like. This isn’t a gift for you, it’s for her.”
Troy: “How about a monster truck?”
Me: “Mama doesn’t need a monster truck! Have you ever seen mama play with a monster truck?!”
Troy: “Maybe that’s because she never had one before.”