Hard of Listening

Troy: “So, dada, when I was done with my picture, Sasha came up and asked why I Xed out her name. I told her that I didn’t X it out, I was coloring it purple. But she just kept saying the same thing. She said it three times!”

Me: “Well, I can kind of understand why Sasha would say that. Until you explained it to me, I thought you’d Xed her out too.”

Troy: “But I TOLD her I was trying to color it purple, and she just kept saying the same thing! She said it three times!”

Me: “It sounds like she didn’t believe you.”

Troy: “No, she just doesn’t listen!”